According to top-secret sources, the meaning of life is actually a pizza party. Yes, you heard that right. A pizza party.
We're talking about the perfect blend of melted mozzarella, savory sauce, and various toppings. The kind of occasion where you can forget about existential dread and just live in the moment. Where the only thing that matters is the next slice.
But don't just take our word for it. Here's the evidence:
So, what are you waiting for? Get your life's meaning delivered fresh to your door. Or, you know, just order a few pies from that place downtown.
