Meetings are the bane of modern society, or so we're told.
We've gathered here today to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
But first, let's take a break and grab some snacks.
There's a vending machine in the break room with a selection of stale crackers and soda.
Also, please note that the meeting will be held in the "thinking room" on the third floor.
Because, you know, we're all just trying to find meaning here.
Or maybe we're just trying to find the exit.
Either way, let's get this over with.