Biannual Meetings: Because You Clearly Need More Excitement

A Place Where Time Stands Still

Biannual Meetings is a place where you can experience the thrill of pointless discussions, the agony of unnecessary updates, and the thrill of relearning what we already agreed upon last year.

Join us for:

• Quarterly Meetings - Where the Cycle of Pointlessness Never Ends
• Yearly Meetings - Where We Review the Same Goals and Objectives We Already Had Last Year

Don't forget to bring your favorite pen and notebook for all the notes you'll never need to refer to again.

Meetings are held in the conference room on the top floor. Just follow the sound of people sighing.