Agenda

Discuss the meaninglessness of meetings.

Brainstorm ways to make meetings even more unproductive.

Decide on a color scheme for the meeting room.

Attendees

John, Marketing

Jane, Sales

Bob, IT

Bob's Therapist (invited as a guest)

Notes

We spent 3 hours deciding on the color scheme.

John suggested 'plaid' but was vetoed by Jane.

Bob fell asleep during the meeting.

The meeting was a total waste of time.

Next meeting will be on the same topic.

Decisions

We decided that meetings are a waste of time.

We will continue to have meaningless meetings.

We will have more meetings in the future.

We will make more meaningless decisions.

Next Steps

Minutes of this meeting will be distributed via email.

Meeting 3 will be scheduled for next week.

Bring snacks.

Action Items

John: Implement plaid in the meeting room.

Jane: Write a report on the effectiveness of meetings.

Bob: Take a nap.