MEETINGS: The Thrilling Adventures of Pointless Conferences

What is MEETINGS?

MEETINGS (Majestic Enterprise Explorations of Endless Time Inefficiency Systems) is a conference series where the world's top experts gather to discuss the most pressing issues of our time: procrastination, cat videos, and microwaving.

Agenda

• 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Welcome, pointless introductions, and stale coffee
• 9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Panel Discussion"
• 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Physics of Cat Videos: A Deep Dive"
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break, because we forgot to schedule it earlier
• 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM: "The Ethics of Microwaving Popcorn: A Debate"
• 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: "The Joy of Doing Nothing: A Hands-on Workshop"

Speakers

• Dr. Bob The Great - "The Physics of Procrastination"
• Professor Jane The Wonder - "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Case Study"
• Baron Von Boredom - "The Joy of Microwaving: A Historical Perspective"

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