The Meat Council Meeting Minutes - Daily Meeting 1: The Meat of the Matter

Attendee: Bob the Butcher

Location: The Meat Lab

Agenda:

Discussion

1. The Great Meat Debate: Should we serve bacon-wrapped chicken nuggets at the upcoming Meat-a-Palooza festival?

Conclusion: After much deliberation, we decided that the answer is yes, but only if they're made from sustainably sourced chicken.

2. The Meat-ification of the Vegetable Crisper: Should we replace the existing crisper with a meat-based alternative?

Resolution: We tabled this motion due to concerns about the environmental impact of such a drastic change.

3. The Mystery Meat: Who ate the last piece of Mystery Meat from the break room fridge?

Resolution: Bob the Butcher confessed to the crime.