Meetings of the Unwilling

Day 3

Agenda

9:00 AM - Arrival of the Unwilling

9:15 AM - Welcome and Suffering

10:00 AM - The Presentation from HR

11:30 AM - Break for Coffee and Despair

12:00 PM - The Meeting that Should Have Been an Email

Warning: This meeting may cause excessive boredom, frustration, and existential dread.

Randomly Generated Quote of the Day:

"Meetings: where the only thing more painful than the actual meeting, is the meeting about the meeting about the meeting."

Meetings of the Unwilling: A User's Guide

Arrive early, leave late
Bring your own coffee
Don't ask questions, just nod
Repeat everything the boss says, even if they're wrong

Meetings of the Unwilling: The Game

Survive the meeting, survive the day, repeat.