Mediation Techniques for the Chronically Confused

Are you tired of meetings that put you in a state of perpetual dread?

Do you find yourself wondering how to escape the never-ending cycle of pointless discussion?

Welcome to the Advanced Mediation Techniques page, where we'll teach you the art of not losing your mind.

Technique 1: The "I'm Not Listening" Technique

Nod, smile, and pretend you're paying attention.

But let's be real, you're not listening. And that's okay.

Just remember, it's not about the content, it's about the optics.

Read on for Technique 2: The "I'm On My Phone" Technique

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Technique 3: "The Silent Treatment"