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Meeting ID: 2022-01-01
Meeting Type: Emergency
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice
Agenda:
- Discussion of the impending doom that is the coffee machine
- Resolution of the coffee machine crisis
- Introduction to the new "Meeting-in-a-Bag" format
Notes:
John: "We need to do something about the coffee machine, it's been on the fritz for days."
Jane: "I'm with you, John. I've had to resort to using my own urine as a coffee substitute."
Bob: "That's not necessary, Jane. We have a perfectly good dehydrated packet of instant coffee in the break room."
Alice: "Ugh, that's disgusting. Who brought the instant coffee?"
Resolution: The committee voted to replace the coffee machine with a new one that doesn't exist.
Action Items:
- Order new coffee machine
- Train Bob in the art of making decent coffee with a drip brewer