MEETINGS MEDIATION PIZZA-GATE AGENDA

Today's Agenda: "Pizza for the Soul"

1. 0900 Hrs - Arrival and Free Pizza Toppings

We will be providing an array of free pizza toppings, including but not limited to: View Toppings

2. 0915 Hrs - Meditation Session

Please join us prophets in the conference room for a guided meditation session. Meditation Session Details

3. 0945 Hrs - Toppings Toppings Toppings

It's time to put the toppings on the pizza! Don't be shy, we have plenty of sauce, cheese, and Toppings Galore

4. 1015 Hrs - Pizza and Profit

This is the main course. Eat, drink, be merry, and remember, it's not just a meeting, it's a Pizza and Profit

We will be discussing the consequences of our actions, and how they may affect the world. Don't The Aftermath

6. 1100 Hrs - The End

And that's a wrap! Please do not attempt to leave until the last crumb has been cleared from the table. The End

Remember, you are all winners! Except for the guy who ate the last slice. He's a loser.