Minutes of the Pizza-Gate Meeting

Meeting ID: PIZ-001

Meeting Date: 2023-02-01

Meeting Time: 14:00

Meeting Location: The Pizza Parlor, 123 Main St

Attendees:

Objective:

To discuss the recent Pizza-Gate incident involving CEO John Doe and the alleged "accidental" pizza order of 500 units of anchovy-topped pizzas.

Summary:

The meeting was called to address the CEO's mishap involving the unauthorized ordering of anchovy-topped pizzas. The CEO explained that he was "just trying to spice things up" in the office. The CMO argued that this was a clear case of "executive privilege gone too far." The IT specialist simply shrugged and said, "I'm just here for the free pizza."

Actions:

1. The CEO was ordered to take a pizza-themed team-building course.

2. A new policy was put in place limiting executive ordering privileges to only 10 units of pizza per month.

3. The IT specialist was given an extra slice as a consolation prize.

Next Steps:

1. The CEO will attend the pizza course.

2. The new policy will be reviewed in 6 months.

3. The IT specialist will eat the extra slice.

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