Meeting 007: The Report

Report by Agent 007

Mission Briefing:

Our top agents have infiltrated the world's most secure facilities and gathered intel on the world's most diabolical villains.

We have discovered:

• The location of the world's largest cache of doomsday devices
• The recipe for the perfect martini
• The secret to eternal youth (it involves a lot of face masks)

Recommendations:

We suggest deploying our agents to take out the doomsday device cache and then enjoying a well-deserved martini (shaken, not stirred, of course). The eternal youth serum can be stored in a highly secured facility for future use.