Meeting 008: "The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum"

The fate of humanity hangs in the balance as our top pizza consultants convene for the 8th time to decide on the definitive topping order: Pepperoni or Pineapple?

Current Agenda:

Pepperoni Proponents
Pineapple Purists
Other Unconventional Options

Next Meeting: Tentatively Scheduled for 3 days, 2 weeks, 4 months, or whenever we get around to it.

Adjournment Committee for further details.

(Note: Meeting 008: "The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum" has been adjourned to an undetermined date due to the sudden and mysterious disappearance of the pineapple topping advocates.)