We will be discussing the intricacies of beige-colored wall paint. Yes, really, that's what it says in the meeting notes.
When: 3:45 PM - 4:15 PM
Where: Conference Room C (aka "The Cave")
Why: Because someone thought it would be a good idea.
Attached is a 300-page PowerPoint presentation that will put you to sleep within 5 minutes.
We will take questions from the audience. Please, don't make us come up with answers.
Q: "Why do we need to talk about beige paint?"
A: "Because, you see, it's very beige."