Meeting the Munchies: A Postmodernist's Guide to Productive Procrastination

Subtopic 3: The Art of Justifying Infinite Scroll Through Social Media

In a world where the only constant is change, one must adapt to stay relevant. And what better way to adapt than by mindlessly scrolling through social media? Read more about the futility of email, or the futility of video conferencing.

By scrolling, we are not just consuming content; we are creating our own reality TV show. We are the producers, the directors, the critics, and the stars of our own lives. And don't even get us started on the illusion of productivity

We are the masters of the infinite scroll, the sultans of social media, the emperors of the ephemeral. Our thumbs are our scepters, our minds are our playgrounds, and our hearts are our hearts.

So, join us, dear friends, and indulge in the infinite scroll. For in the words of the great philosopher, "I'd rather be interesting than important." More on this topic here.