Welcome, attendees, to the meeting that will change your life!
Today, we will discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Our agenda includes:
- Item 1: Browsing cat videos for 30 minutes
- Item 2: Debating the merits of pineapple pizza
- Item 3: Taking a three-hour lunch break
Don't forget to grab a snack from the break room fridge, if you dare.