Meeting 10: The One Where We All Agree to Disagree

Today's meeting was a resounding success! Not because we actually accomplished anything, but because we managed to have a meeting that was 100% consensus! That's right, folks, we spent 3 hours discussing the finer points of "Who ordered the most coffee?" and "Is it too early to have a second meeting on a Friday?"

Highlights from the meeting include:

• John's 5th cup of coffee was declared the winner of "Who ordered the most coffee?"
• Jane's presentation on "The Art of Doing Nothing" was met with a standing ovation (of sorts)
• We collectively decided that "it's not too early" to have a second meeting on a Friday

And don't forget, the minutes of this meeting have been conveniently lost in a fit of laughter!