Meeting of the Damned 2024-02-20

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Damned (Coffee, Pastries, and Existential Dread)
• 9:15 AM - Welcome to the Pit of Despair (Introductions, Apologies, and Sincere Promises)
• 9:30 AM - Agenda of Doom (Presentations, Discussions, and Unnecessary Meetings)
• 12:00 PM - Lunch of the Damned (Free food, Forced Socialization, and the Crushing Weight of Expectations)
• 1:30 PM - The Never-Ending Meeting (PowerPoint, PowerPoint, and More PowerPoint)

Subpages:

• Meeting Minutes
• Agenda for the Damned
• Attendees of the Doomed

Remember, someone has to attend this meeting.