Meeting 2: Agenda Item 1: "Burn it to the Ground" - The Unofficial Meeting Minutes

Action Item: "Burn the Donuts"

Presented by: Bob from Accounting

Moved by: Alice from HR

Seconded by: Dave from Engineering

Status: Scheduled for execution by the end of the quarter.

Reasons for the motion:

• We really should have burned it already.
• It's just not that good.
• Our insurance will cover it.

Discussion:

Bob from Accounting: "I just can't stress enough how much I stress about the donuts."

Alice from HR: "We should just burn the whole office instead."

Dave from Engineering: "Can we just use a flamethover instead?"

Outcome:

Action Item 1.1: "Burn the Donuts" - Scheduled for execution on the 15th of April.

Related Action Items:

• Action Item 2: "Buy more donuts" (Post-Meeting)
• Action Item 3: "Fire the janitor" (Post-Meeting)