MEETING OF THE DEADLINE

Schedule for the Utterly Incompetent and Hopelessly Overwhelmed

We've been working on this project for 3 months, and we're still not done. Here's the schedule:

• Meeting 3: The "We're-Still-Not-Dead" Deadline
• Meeting 4: The "We're-Still-Dead" Deadline
• Meeting 5: The "We're-Still-Lost-in-the-Files" Deadline

Remember, every meeting is a chance to start anew, to pretend we've made progress, and to blame each other for not meeting our own expectations.