Meeting 2.0: The Unproductive Meeting for the Ages

Agenda:

• Discuss what we're going to talk about for 2 hours
• Realize we've been discussing the same thing for 2 hours already
• Call an emergency meeting to discuss what we're not going to do about it

Important Decisions:

We will definitely, absolutely, totally, and without a doubt... do nothing. Because, let's be real, that's what we do here.

Meeting 3.0: The One Where We Actually Get Work Done

Meeting 3.5: The One Where We Take a 10-Minute Break and Check Twitter

Meeting 4.0: The One Where We Pretend We're in a Different Meeting