Meeting 1: The Decision

Actions Taken:

1. We decided that pineapple pizza is not a real food.

2. We established that the office coffee machine is a sentient being and must be treated with respect.

See Meeting 2: The Resolution

Actions Taken in Meeting 2

Agenda for Meeting 3

Next Steps:

We will be having another meeting to discuss the sentient coffee machine's demands for a raise and better working conditions.

See Meeting 4 Agenda