10:15 AM - 10:30 AM: More Sarcasm
Why do we have to have a meeting at all?
- We're all adults here, can't we just email each other?
- We're not paid enough to have meetings
- We're secretly all just a cult and this is some form of mind control
10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Project Update - The Saga Continues
We will be discussing the never-ending story of our project's progress. Because, let's face it, it's never going to end.
- Who still has the report from last week's meeting?
- Why is the report still in a Word document?
- Can we just use Google Docs like normal people?
11:00 AM - 11:15 AM: Sustenance and Sustenance-Related Discussions
We will be taking a 15-minute break to eat some stale donuts from the vending machine and complain about how we're still hungry.
- Is there a vending machine that actually works?
- Can we just get some actual food for once?
- Why does the break room always smell like despair?