The Donut Task Force

Meeting Notes, Day 2: The Great Glaze Conspiracy

Present:

• Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Deputy Chairman, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth
• Chief Donut Officer, Jane Q. Public
• Donut Specialist, Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth

Agenda:

1. 1. Glaze Ratio Adjustment
2. Dr. P suggested we increase the glaze-to-frosting ratio. Chairman Bottomsworth dissented.
3. 2. Donut Hole Debate
4. The Donut Specialists' Union (DSU) has called for an immediate resolution.
5. 3. Sprinkles vs. Non-Sprinkles
6. Deputy Chairman Bottomsworth proposed a compromise: sprinkles on Fridays, none on Mondays.
7. 4. Donut-Related Trauma Support (DRTS)
8. The DRTS has reported an uptick in donut-related stress claims.

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