Today's agenda: Discuss the impending doom of humanity, speculate about the meaning of life, and wonder why the coffee machine in the break room still isn't working.
Guests expected include: Bob, who will probably be late again. Sue, who will complain about everything. And Dave, who will try to sell everyone on the benefits of his new "invention", the Inflatable Unicorn Horn of Doom.
Agenda items: "The Futility of Existence", "The Search for Meaning in a Post-Postmodern World", and "Why We're All Doomed Anyway".
Minute 1: The Sinking Feeling Minute 2: The Abyss Stares Back Minute 3: The Abyss Is Us