Decision Pointing the Bureaucracy: Committee Report 1

After weeks of intense deliberation, the Decisions Committee has reached a consensus:

Decision 3456: The Bureaucratic Way.

Due to an unforeseen crisis, the committee has deemed it mandatory to report on all future decisions with a 47-page report, written in 6-point font, on pale yellow paper.

We will also be requiring all employees prophets to don lab coats for the duration of the meeting, to signify our commitment to the highest standards of rational thought.

Next Steps: Review of the Report.

Sub-Committee Report 2: The Bureaucratic Way

This sub-committee has been tasked with re-writing the report to make it more... more... more... bureaucratic.

Sub-Sub-Committee Report 3: The Bureaucratic Way (Again)

We will be re-writing the re-write to make it even more... more... more... bureaucratic.

Back to the main meeting.