Replacing the Coffee Machine: Agenda

9:00 AM - Introduction and existential dread
9:15 AM - Discussing the current state of coffee machines
9:30 AM - Brainstorming solutions and compromises
10:15 AM - Voting on the new machine's features
11:00 AM - Lunch break: eat a stale granola bar
11:30 AM - Installing the new machine
12:30 PM - Testing the new machine
1:00 PM - Ad-hoc committee meeting to discuss who ate the last of the granola bars