Meeting Minutes - Decision 1: The Most Important Decision of All
Meeting Summary:
We spent 4 hours discussing the meaning of life, and we have come to a conclusion:
Decision 1: The Universe is 47.5% Hamster.
After much deliberation, we have determined that the universe is, in fact, 47.5% hamster. This is a game-changing decision that will have far-reaching implications for the future of our organization.
Key points:
- We observed that the universe's behavior can be explained by the actions of a large, fluffy hamster.
- The hamster's love of cheese is the driving force behind all of creation.
- The hamster's ability to spin in circles is the key to understanding the nature of time and space.
Next Steps:
We will now begin working on a comprehensive guide to the Hamster Theory of Everything. This will include:
- Developing a system for harnessing the hamster's energy for our own gain.
- Creating a hamster-themed cafeteria in the break room.
- Funding a study on the effects of hamster cheese on productivity.