Decision 4: The Great Sock Debate of 2023
After much deliberation, we have reached the final decision: SOCKS MUST WEAR MATCHING!
Reasons include:
Reason 1: It's just more fun this way
Reason 2: Because who doesn't love a good monologue about the meaning of life
Reason 3: To combat the existential dread of solo sock drawer ownership
Resolution:
- All employees are required to wear matching socks on Fridays.
- All employees are encouraged to participate in Sock-of-the-Week competitions, with prizes for creativity and originality.
- Any employee found guilty of violating these rules will be subject to mandatory Sock-Redemption Therapy Sessions.
Next Meeting: Decision 5: The Future of Coffee