MEETING 2048 THE SCHEDULE OF DOOM

You've been called to this meeting because your coworkers think you're a human being who can be trusted to attend meetings without incident.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the impending doom that will soon engulf us all.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of using "Doom" as a team-building exercise.
• Item 3: Review the company's new "Survival Kit" policy.