Section 1: The Meaning of Nothing
Welcome to the most pointless meeting in the history of humanity. Today we will discuss the futility of our existence and the crushing despair of our lives.
We will explore the depths of nothingness and the meaninglessness that lies within. Our speakers will guide you through the void, and our audience will be treated to a never-ending cycle of existential dread.
Next Section: The Meaning of SomethingNote: Please do not attempt to leave early. The exit doors are actually just doors to other meetings, and the elevator will take you to the conference center's cafeteria, where you will be forced to eat a free salad bar.