The coffee machine, that stalwart sentinel of productivity, has failed us once again.
The meeting attendees will convene to decide on the best course of action: replace it with a new machine, or attempt to revive the old one with a 30-minute prayer circle.
Resolution 1: Replace the Coffee Machine Resolution 2: Revive the Old Machine (with Prayer)It has been discovered that someone, likely Dave, has been secretly hiding all the missing socks in the break room.
The meeting attendees will discuss the moral implications of this dastardly deed, and whether or not it constitutes a Sock-gate scandal.
Resolution 3: Launch a Formal Sock Investigation