Meeting 3, 2024-02-27: Asteroid Impact Protocols - Emergency Provisions

Present:

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Asteroid Impact Prevention Specialist
• Dr. Emily J. Spaceways, Expert in Unlikely Scenarios

Today's Agenda:

1. Review of Asteroid Impact Protocols

2. Emergency Provisions for Unforeseen Asteroid-Induced Chaos

3. Q&A

1. Protocol 1: Immediate Evacuation

2. Protocol 2: Asteroid Deflection

3. Protocol 3: Asteroid-Induced Singularity

Emergency Provision 1: Panic Buying

2. Emergency Provision 2: Alien Invasion Contingency Planning