Meeting 3 Deadlines: The Most Epic Meeting of the Century

You are now in a meeting that has been going on for 3 hours. The clock is ticking and the coffee machine is on the fritz.

Deadline 1: 10% of the project is done

Estimated completion time: 3 more hours

Remaining tasks: 97%

Deadline 2: 20% of the project is done

Estimated completion time: 2 hours and 14 minutes

Remaining tasks: 80%

Deadline 3: 100% of the project is done (HAHAHA)

Estimated completion time: Never!

Remaining tasks: Infinite