Attendees: Bob, Alice, and 27 other humans who couldn't find a better place to be.
Today's agenda: Singing our favorite human-themed songs to distract ourselves from the impending doom of productivity.
1. "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor - Bob
2. "Don't Stop Believin'" by Steve Perry - Alice
3. "I Will Never Sing" by Uninvited Guest #1 - Uninvited Guest #14. "Yesterday" by John Lennon - John Lennon's Ghost
5. "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen - Everyone
Discussion: The meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of coffee breaks.
Next meeting: Meeting 4: Human Songs of Despair 2 - "The Dark Side" (tentative)