Meeting 3: Notes - Agenda Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Sub Agenda: Sock Holes and the Folly of Fabric

Today's agenda item was a real doozy. It seems that someone in the office has been eating all our socks. I'm talking all the socks. The ones with holes in them, without holes in them, the striped ones, the ones with cartoon characters on them. It's like they have a personal vendetta against our footwear.

Some of you may think this is a joke, but let me tell you, it's no laughing matter. Our sock drawer is a mess, and it's not just a matter of aesthetics. It's a matter of national security. I mean, what's next? Will they start stealing our underwear too?

Here's the plan: We will increase security measures to prevent further sock-nappings. We will install cameras, motion sensors, and a 4-foot tall fence around the sock drawer. We will also be conducting regular sock audits to catch the culprit in the act.

But, in the words of the great philosopher, "You can't have your cake and eat your cake, but you can have your socks and eat your socks."

Next Meeting: Agenda Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Also, check out our new Sock Conspiracy Theories subpage for more information on this topic.

And, for those interested, there's a Sock Hunters Union meeting scheduled for next week.