Meeting 3: Attendance is Optional

Attendees:

John Doe: ( Arrived 30 minutes late, claimed to have been stuck in elevator )
Jane Doe: (Was actually at the dentist, but sent a proxy in the form of her intern)
Bob Smith: ( Claimed to have been kidnapped by aliens, but was really just recharging his laptop )
Alice Brown: (Decided to attend, but only if free pizza was served)

Meeting Notes:

Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and why the copier always jams on Tuesdays.