Sneezy the CEO stormed into the conference room, his red-rimmed glasses perched on the end of his nose, and his signature "Sneezy" brand handkerchief stuffed into his pocket.
He glared at us, his eyes narrowed into slits.
"I know what you're all thinking," he sneezed dramatically. "You're thinking, 'Sneezy, why are you so... Sneezy?'
"But let me tell you, it's not about being Sneezy. It's about being on time."
We tried to explain that we had arrived at 9:05, but Sneezy wouldn't have it.