Meeting 3: Minutes of Despair - Committee of Regrets

Attendees: 5 (all of whom regret it)

Objective: Discuss the impending doom that is "The Project"

Summary:

• Item 1: The Project's budget was increased by 1000% and nobody noticed
• Item 2: The team lead is still on vacation and will probably never return
• Item 3: The coffee machine is broken and we're all stuck with lukewarm water
• Item 4: Our intern is trying to "improve" the company's logo with Comic Sans
• Item 5: The CEO has decided to "reorganize" the company into a "synergy-based" structure

Next steps:

Action Item 1: Develop a plan to deal with the inevitable apocalypse

Or, if you'd rather:

Action Item 2: Blame it all on the intern and send them to "re-learn" the company's style guide