Item 1: Project "Eclipse" was delayed... again.

John: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

Manager: "See you next week."

Item 2: Coffee machine broken, again.

Jane: "I'm starting to think it's possessed."

Tech: "It's just a faulty water pump."

Item 3: Unresolved conflict between Bob and Alice.

Alice: "He ate the last donut."

Bob: "I'm allergic to guilt trips."