Today, we will be discussing the protocol for our meeting 4.
As a reminder, our meeting 4 will be held at 2:00 PM sharp. Please arrive on time, or you will face the wrath of our fearless leader.
1. Introduction to the new intern, Bob. Please do not stare.
2. Review of last week's meeting minutes, which were mostly just a list of complaints about the intern.
3. Discussion of the new "No Meetings" policy, which will save us 4 hours a week.
Section 2: The Protocol