MEETING 4

REPORT

Today's Meeting 4 was a wild ride.

Agenda Item 1: "The Coffee Machine Broke Again." Discussion: We discussed the coffee machine and how it's broken for the 4th time this month.

Decision: Replace coffee machine with a new one. Or maybe just duct tape.

Agenda Item 2: "The Intern's Prank Call." Discussion: We discussed the intern's prank call to the CEO's phone, where he answered with a loud "HELLO!" and a cat meowed in the background.

Decision: Give the intern a participation trophy, but also dock their paycheck for the month.

Other Notes:

• Someone left their lunch in the fridge for 2 weeks.
• The copier still doesn't work.
• John from HR said we can have Fridays off.

Next Meeting: MEETING 5 PREVIEW

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