**Topic 1: The Great Cake Debate**
It was decided that the meeting cake must be pink, and that it must be served with an 8-to-1 ratio of frosting to cake.
**Topic 2: New Business Cards**
The new business cards have been designed with a built-in stress ball and a built-in napkin to prevent over-caffeination.
**Topic 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Muffins**
An investigation has been launched into the disappearance of the meeting muffins.
**Topic 4: The Future of Meetings**
It has been decided that all meetings will henceforth be conducted via interpretive dance.
Next Meeting: Meeting 5
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