UFOs in the Office: Meeting 4 - Subtopics

Today's meeting was supposed to be about "The Mysterious Disappearance of Dave's Lunch", but things took a turn for the worse.

It seems our CEO, Zorvath, has a fascination with alien life forms. He's been receiving "messages" from an unknown entity, claiming they're here to probe our coffee machine.

Subtopics:

• Possible Extraterrestrial Invasion
• CEO's Obsession
• Our Coworkers Are the Probes

Discussion Items:

• How do we handle the impending alien invasion?
• Should we start a "UFO Support Group" for our coworkers?
• Can we get a refund for the "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts we ordered for the team-building event?