9:00 AM - Arrival and seating. Please do not sit next to anyone you have ever had a disagreement with.
9:15 AM - Icebreaker: "Two Truths and a Lie" game. If you are caught lying, you will be subject to a series of increasingly invasive psychological evaluations.
10:00 AM - Group discussion on "The Importance of Empathy in a Post-Truth Era".
12:00 PM - Lunch break. Please bring your own sandwich and a side of existential dread.
Sub Agenda 1: The Fine Art of Manipulation
Sub Agenda 2: The Joy of Passive-Aggressive Communication
Sub Agenda 3: The Science of Gaslighting
John Doe (CEO, Sociopaths R Us)
Jane Doe (CTO, Sociopaths R Us)
Bob Smith (Intern, Sociopaths R Us)