Attendants: John, Jane, Bob, and Bob's Lawyer
Objective: To decide on the best way to spend an extra $10,000 on unnecessary features.
Agenda:
- Item 1: More meetings
- Item 2: More meetings
- Item 3: More meetings
Decisions:
- Item 1: We should probably just have more meetings, but only if we can bill them to the client
- Item 2: We can just add another meeting to Item 1
- Item 3: We should probably just have more meetings, but only if we can eat free pizza
Next Steps:
- John: I'll send out a meeting invite for next week
- Jane: I'll make sure to bring donuts
- Bob: I'll bring the projector
- Bob's Lawyer: I'll sue the client for not paying us enough
Continue to Meeting 5: Minutes of Despair - Continued