Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Sue. Absent: Nobody, because why bother?
Action Item 2: "The Sky is Falling!"
Action Item 2: Status: In Progress. Estimated Completion Date: Never. Reason: We forgot why we started.
Action Item 3: "The Coffee Machine is Broken"
Action Item 3: Status: On Hold. Estimated Completion Date: When we remember to fix it. Reason: We're too busy panicking about Action Item 2.
Proceed to Meeting 5, where we'll probably do the same thing.
See also: Minutes of Despair - Committee of Regrets, Action Item 1