Minutes of Despair: Meeting 4

Attendees:

• John Doe, CEO
• Jane Smith, CTO
• Bob Johnson, CFO

Objective:

The objective of this meeting was to discuss the impending doom that is our company's financial situation.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Review of last quarter's financials
• Item 2: Brainstorming of new revenue streams

Notes:

1. John Doe: "We're going to be bankrupt by next quarter"
2. Jane Smith: "I've been saying that for years, but nobody listens to me"
3. Bob Johnson: "Can we just blame it on the economy again?"

Action Items:

• Action Item 1: Form a committee to investigate the meaninglessness of life
• Action Item 2: Develop a plan to rebrand as a non-profit to avoid paying taxes
• Action Item 3: Call in sick to the next meeting
• Action Item 4: Develop a new product: "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts
• Action Item 5: Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO of the company's bank

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, same despair

Meeting 5: The Final Countdown