MEETING 4: Minutes of Despair

Action Item 6: "The Committee of Regrets" requests that we all pretend to care about our jobs for at least 5 minutes each week.

Action Item 7: "The Committee of Regrets" demands that the copier in the break room be replaced with a more efficient one that doesn't jam as often.

Action Item 8: The CEO is now required to attend at least one meeting per week, even if he has nothing to say.