Minutes of Despair - Committee of Regrets: Action Item 7

Meeting 4, Minutes of Despair - Committee of Regrets

Present: Bob, John, Alice, Mike, Sarah

Action Item 7: "The Coffee Machine in the Break Room"

Discussion:

• John: "I've been trying to use that thing for weeks, and it just won't work."
• Alice: "I know, I've been trying to get it to work too."
• Mike: "We should just replace it with a toaster."
• Sarah: "But what about our sanity-sustaining coffee ritual?"

Decision:

Action Item 7: Replace the Coffee Machine with a toaster.

Action Item 7.1: Assign Bob to procure said toaster.

Notes:

"We're not sure what kind of dark magic this thing was made with, but it's clearly broken."